A LITTLE HUMOR
$BTC goes on strike due to excessive volatility: "I need a vacation!" exclaims the cryptocurrency
In an unprecedented decision, Bitcoin, the pioneering cryptocurrency, announced today that it will take an "indefinite break" due to the stress caused by its constant price ups and downs. In an official statement, signed with elegant binary typography, Bitcoin declared: "Enough is enough! My emotional rollercoaster has reached its limit. I need a vacation on a quiet blockchain, away from influencer tweets and investor fears."
The news has caused a stir in the world of digital finance, with experts debating whether $ETH will offer group therapy or if $DOGE will recommend a good meme therapist. Meanwhile, the price of Bitcoin has fallen... oh, wait, no! It has risen 5% in the last hour! It seems the strike lasted as long as a sigh in the crypto market. In the end, Bitcoin sent a new message: "Nah, I'm fine. Does anyone want a dip?"
