#FOMCMeeting

#FOMCMeeting UPDATE

The Fed just wrapped up their latest meeting—and let’s be honest, the only thing rising faster than interest rates was Powell’s blood pressure when someone whispered “soft landing.”

Wall Street traders: “They didn’t cut? 🚀To the moon, baby!”

Powell, unfazed: “Did I stutter?”

Millennial homeowners: “Is now a good time to refinance?”

The Fed: “Yeah… hard no.”

Current market vibe check:

📈 Stocks: Strutting like they just got a bonus

📉 Bonds: Midlife crisis with a side of existential dread

💎 Crypto: Partying like it’s 2021

🥇 Gold: Meditating in a cave

📉 Recession: Still in the lobby, flipping through old Fortune magazines

Powell’s press conference in a nutshell:

“We’re doing what’s necessary.”

Translation: “We’re winging it—with charts.”

Let’s be real—FOMC meetings feel like a crossover episode of Market Mayhem, FedSpeak 101, and Gen Z vs. Wall Street.

See you at the next one. Bring snacks. And maybe a therapist who’s good with macro.