#FOMCMeeting
#FOMCMeeting Recap
Another day, another dose of monetary mystery.
The Fed held steady.
No cuts, no surprises—unless you count Powell’s expression when asked about inflation control.
Wall Street’s interpretation:
"No rate cut? Perfect excuse to rally irrationally."
Powell’s poker face:
"As clear as our forward guidance… which isn’t saying much."
Meanwhile, in the real world:
Equities: Dancing like rate hikes never happened
Crypto: Acting like it's 2021 all over again
Bonds: Having an identity crisis
Gold: Meditating through the madness
Recession rumors: Still ghosting everyone, might show up fashionably late
Powell’s message?
“We remain data dependent.”
Translation: “We’re just reacting in real time with academic vocabulary.”
FOMC meetings now feel less like policy updates and more like financial reality shows.
Tune in next time—for the drama, the dots, and maybe a surprise twist.