#FOMCMeeting

#FOMCMeeting Recap

Another day, another dose of monetary mystery.

The Fed held steady.

No cuts, no surprises—unless you count Powell’s expression when asked about inflation control.

Wall Street’s interpretation:

"No rate cut? Perfect excuse to rally irrationally."

Powell’s poker face:

"As clear as our forward guidance… which isn’t saying much."

Meanwhile, in the real world:

Equities: Dancing like rate hikes never happened

Crypto: Acting like it's 2021 all over again

Bonds: Having an identity crisis

Gold: Meditating through the madness

Recession rumors: Still ghosting everyone, might show up fashionably late

Powell’s message?

“We remain data dependent.”

Translation: “We’re just reacting in real time with academic vocabulary.”

FOMC meetings now feel less like policy updates and more like financial reality shows.

Tune in next time—for the drama, the dots, and maybe a surprise twist.