$BTC $ETH

Here’s a Nerdy Crypto Joke to lighten the mood. 🤣😂

“When BTC met ETH at the blockchain bar”

It was a busy night at the Blockchain Bar. Transactions were coming and going, and gas fees were through the roof. In a more private corner, there he was: Bitcoin, the veteran, taking a shot of pure volatility.

BTC:

— You know, in my day, a block took 10 minutes… and no one complained!

Takes the shot and burps a fork.

Then Ethereum arrives, all stylish, full of smart contracts and NFTs hanging around his neck.

ETH:

— Hey there, old man! Still mining with that SHA-256 hammer?

BTC:

— At least I don’t live in existential hard forks!

— And those dApps you keep creating… Have they ever served coffee?

ETH laughs.

ETH:

— At least I have utility, not just HODL and “to the moon” memes!

— Oh, and I’m almost switching from PoW to PoS. Sustainability, my dear.

BTC:

— I may be slow, but I'm the king. Ask over at CoinMarketCap.

Just then, Dogecoin stumbles in.

DOGE:

— Are you guys still fighting? Chill, bros… life is a meme.

Everyone bursts into laughter. The whole bar starts singing “HODL, HODL, HODL...”