#FOMCMeeting Update:
The Fed held rates steady—again. No cuts, just vibes.
Powell: "We’re doing what’s necessary."
Translation: "We're improvising with spreadsheets."
Market reactions:
Stocks: Feeling invincible
Bonds: Midlife crisis
Crypto: Party like it’s 2021
Gold: Zen mode
Recession: Still in the waiting room
FOMC meetings = Wall Street drama + FedSpeak + meme-worthy confusion.
See you next round—bring popcorn and maybe a macro therapist.$XRP $BTC
