$BTC The Fed just wrapped up their latest meeting—and let’s be honest, the only thing climbing faster than the interest rates was Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”

Wall Street traders: “They didn’t cut? To the moon, baby!”

Powell, unbothered: “Did I stutter?”

Millennial homeowners: “Sooo... is now a good time to refinance?”

The Fed: “Yeah, hard no.”

Current market mood:

Stocks: Feeling themselves, strutting like they own the place

Bonds: Midlife crisis mode