#FOMCMeeting
UPDATE
The Fed just wrapped up their latest meeting—and let’s be real, the only thing spiking higher than interest rates was Powell’s stress level when someone dared to ask about a “soft landing.”
Wall Street traders: “No rate cut? Bull market it is!”
Powell (stone-faced): “Was I unclear?”
Millennial homeowners: “So... should we refinance now or cry first?”
The Fed: “That’s a no from us.”
Market vibes right now:
Stocks: Walking in like they own the place
Bonds: Having a full-blown existential crisis
Crypto: Partying like it’s November 2021
Gold: Chill, meditating in the corner
Recession: Still stuck in the waiting room, flipping through ancient issues of The Economist
