#FOMCMeeting The Fed just concluded their latest meeting, and let’s be honest: the only thing rising faster than interest rates was Powell’s blood pressure when someone dared to mention “soft landing.”

Wall Street traders reacted with excitement: “They didn’t cut? To the moon, baby!”

Powell, unfazed, responded, “Did I stutter?”

Millennial homeowners are asking, “So... is now a good time to refinance?”

The Fed's answer: “Yeah, hard no.”

Current market mood:

- Stocks: Feeling confident, strutting around like they own the place

- Bonds: In midlife crisis mode

- Crypto: Throwing a 2021-style party

- Gold: Calm and unbothered

- Recession: Still waiting in the lobby, flipping through outdated magazines

Powell’s press conference can be summed up with this:

“We’re doing what’s necessary.”

Translation: “We’re just winging it with some fancy charts.”

Let’s be real—FOMC meetings these days feel like a crossover episode of Market Mayhem, FedSpeak 101, and Gen Z vs. Wall Street.

Catch you at the next meeting—bring snacks and maybe a therapist who understands macroeconomics!