#FOMCMeeting Haha, that’s a pretty spot-on breakdown! The Fed’s been on a wild ride lately. It's like watching them play this game of economic Jenga, with everyone holding their breath every time they pull a piece. And yeah, Powell definitely looked like he was trying to keep the chaos at bay, but you can see the stress in the face. I think the markets are feeling a little confused—stocks think they’re about to hit the moon, but bonds? Total existential crisis.

And the crypto market? Well, they never really left the party, did they? They just keep pretending it’s 2021. As for gold, it’s like that chill friend who’s just watching the chaos unfold and thinking, “I’m just here for the vibes.”

Also, it’s wild how FOMC meetings are like a whole new version of the Hunger Games, but with more graphs. Would you bet on another hike next month, or do you think Powell's got it dialed back for now?