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The Fed held interest rates steady, sparking a frenzy across markets. Stocks are surging, crypto is partying like it's 2021, and bonds are spiraling into confusion. Meanwhile, Powell kept it vague, reminding us that Fed strategy often feels like educated guessing. Recession? Still pending. FOMC meetings are becoming part market update, part meme material.