#FOMCMeeting stressed every time someone mentioned a "soft landing."

Wall Street: “No hike? To the moon!”

Powell: “Did I stutter?”

Millennials: “Time to refinance?”

The Fed: “Yeah… no.”

Market mood:

Stocks: Hyped

Bonds: Confused

Crypto: Party mode

Gold: Unbothered

Recession: Still waiting its turn

Powell said, “We’re doing what’s needed.”

Translation: We’re winging it with charts.

FOMC meetings = confusion + memes + learning Fed lingo.

Catch you next time—bring snacks.

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