#FOMCMeeting stressed every time someone mentioned a "soft landing."
Wall Street: “No hike? To the moon!”
Powell: “Did I stutter?”
Millennials: “Time to refinance?”
The Fed: “Yeah… no.”
Market mood:
Stocks: Hyped
Bonds: Confused
Crypto: Party mode
Gold: Unbothered
Recession: Still waiting its turn
Powell said, “We’re doing what’s needed.”
Translation: We’re winging it with charts.
FOMC meetings = confusion + memes + learning Fed lingo.
Catch you next time—bring snacks.
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