#USHouseMarketStructureDraft The Fed just wrapped up their meeting, and let’s just say the only thing climbing faster than rates was Powell’s stress level when someone dared to say “soft landing.”

Wall Street traders “They held rates—we’re going to the moon!”

Powell, deadpan: “Did I mumble?”

Every millennial homeowner:b“Sooo... refi time?

The Fed “Hard pass, buddy.

Market vibes right now

Stocks: Feeling themselves

Bonds:Having an identity crisis

Crypto: Raging like it’s 2021 again

Gold:Just chilling

* Recession:Sitting in the waiting room reading 3-month-old magazines

Powell’s press conference in a nutshell “We’re doing what needs to be done.”

Translation “We're guessing with graphs.”