#BitcoinReserveDeadline

$TRUMP AOA

Bhaiyo aur behno, Trump crypto thoda "hangover" mein hai—lekin fikar not! Market bhi kabhi kabhi mood swings mein chali jaati hai.

Paise do din ke liye trip pe gaye hain, wapas aa jaayenge—Insha Allah first class return ticket ke saath!

Bas thoda patience ka charger laga ke raho, aur mujhe follow karte raho.

Main jaldi aata hoon breaking news aur thodi si tension ki chutti ke saath.

Insha Allah!