#FOMCMeeting

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Description:

The latest FOMC meeting had markets buzzing, Powell stone-faced, and traders riding emotional rollercoasters. In this satirical recap, we break down the Fed’s rate-holding decision with a healthy dose of humor and market insight. From bond market confusion to crypto flashbacks, it’s all here—decoded in plain English (and sarcasm). Perfect for anyone who loves finance, memes, or just wants to understand the madness with a laugh.