$BTC

📉💸 "INVESTOR 💸BITCOIN💸 2025:💸 FROM 💸MOON 💸TO 💸DIRTY 💸DISHES" 🍝🚀

Scene:

A guy sitting on the couch, looking at the BTC chart on his phone while eating instant noodles straight from the pot.

Caption:

"They promised me a Lambo in 2024…

…they delivered FOMO, network fees, and bland instant noodles."

BTC today:

US$ 94,191 and looks like it might take a breather… or not.

Moral of the meme:

"HODL is not for the weak, it's for those who have already given up on understanding!"

🧠 Investor BTC's thought of the day:

"I don't know whether to sell, buy more, or just turn off the chart and go back to washing dishes..."

Meanwhile, the chart does exactly the opposite of what any logic suggests.

📉📈 And the chart?

Rises 1%: "TO THE MOON!!"

Falls 1%: "It's the end, sell everything!"

Sideways: "BTC is dead again."

😂 Crypto summary 2025:

Investing in Bitcoin is like a complicated relationship:

You believe, even when you get tripped up.

Everyone has advice, but no one understands anything.

And deep down... you won't let go for anything.