#FOMCMeeting

#FOMCMeeting UPDATE:

The Fed just wrapped up their meeting—and the only thing climbing faster than interest rates might be Jerome Powell’s stress level when someone whispered “soft landing.”

Wall Street traders: “Rates on hold? To the moon!”

Powell, deadpan: “Did I say pivot?”

Every millennial with a mortgage: “Time to refinance?”

FOMC: “Yeah... that’s a hard pass.”

Market vibes right now:

Stocks: Rally mode

Bonds: Having an identity crisis

Crypto: Partying like it's 2021