Bitcoin pretending to slip a little on a banana peel…

** BTC ** Oof! Just a minor correction, guys aaand I'm fine!

** Altcoins ** *"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"* *(collectively nosedives 40%)*

** $SOL

SOL ** *spontaneously disintegrates*

** DOGE ** *panick-selling in morse code*

** SHIB ** *puts up "Going Out of Business" sign*

** ADA ** *"I’m built different"*

Meanwhile, ** ETH ** *"I'm different, I swear"*

*Also ETH 5 mins later:* 📉 *"WAIT NO"*

Crypto Market: *"This is fine."* 🔥🐶

**Lesson?** When Bitcoin sneezes, altcoins catch **full-body flu**. 😂

Crypto is basically a soap opera where everyone’s overreacting and the script is written by a squirrel on Red Bull. 🐿️✨

Keep laughing it’s the only way to survive the volatility! 🚀😂

P.S. Buying the dip? More like catching falling knives. 🔪😂

Not financial advice. Just vibes.