Bitcoin pretending to slip a little on a banana peel…
** BTC ** Oof! Just a minor correction, guys aaand I'm fine!
** Altcoins ** *"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"* *(collectively nosedives 40%)*
** $SOL
SOL ** *spontaneously disintegrates*
** DOGE ** *panick-selling in morse code*
** SHIB ** *puts up "Going Out of Business" sign*
** ADA ** *"I’m built different"*
Meanwhile, ** ETH ** *"I'm different, I swear"*
*Also ETH 5 mins later:* 📉 *"WAIT NO"*
Crypto Market: *"This is fine."* 🔥🐶
**Lesson?** When Bitcoin sneezes, altcoins catch **full-body flu**. 😂
Crypto is basically a soap opera where everyone’s overreacting and the script is written by a squirrel on Red Bull. 🐿️✨
Keep laughing it’s the only way to survive the volatility! 🚀😂
P.S. Buying the dip? More like catching falling knives. 🔪😂
Not financial advice. Just vibes.