Laugh, HODL, Repeat!
I asked my crypto wallet how it’s feeling… it said empty but hopeful!
When in doubt, zoom out. Unless you bought yesterday… then just close the app.
Altcoins are like exes — they promise they'll change, but they never do!
Why did the Bitcoin cross the road? To escape the bear market!
Wallet says rich. Market says psych!
Crypto trader’s prayer: Dear moon, please rescue my portfolio.
When your coins are down but you tweet 'Still bullish!'
I bought the dip. Then the dip dipped more. Now I own the ocean!
Friend: How’s crypto? Me: Don’t ask. Just send memes.
Staking: Because locking my funds makes me feel productive while losing sleep.
Why don’t crypto traders play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you panic sell!
Bear markets build character. And break wallets.
NFTs be like: 'I’m unique!' Floor price: 0.0001 ETH.
Crypto rule #1: Never check your portfolio after midnight.
Gas fees higher than my bank balance. Again.
Dogecoin taught me one thing: memes are stronger than fundamentals.
Woke up. Checked crypto. Went back to sleep.
Join crypto, they said. Get financial freedom, they said… Now I just HODL and cope.
The only green I see today is my Binance logo.
If buying the dip was a job, I’d be CEO by now.
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