Goodbye, $ADA : a symbolic funeral for the most spiritualized crypto in the market

Today we gather — with respect, sarcasm, and a pinch of faith — to say goodbye to our enlightened ADA Cardano. It came into the world promising technological redemption, salvific smart contracts, and an academically grounded revolution.

But time passed… and the miracle of appreciation never came.

Amidst beams of light and whitepapers, we now see its symbolic ascent — perhaps towards the heavens, perhaps straight to the limbo of forgotten altcoins.

In the corner, Bitcoin watches with reverence. Ethereum holds a candle. Dogecoin, as always, just sent an “F” in the group with an animated sticker.

The holders, faithful until the end, still carry hope in their eyes and ADA in their wallets. Between prayers and promises of “this time it will work”, they watch ADA's resurrection in yet another green candle… that lasts 15 minutes.

But let’s be fair: Cardano fought as best it could. It had Vasil, it had Alonzo, it had staking, it had Hoskinson in a live stream. It just didn’t have… price.

That’s why today we do not cry. We celebrate. After all, in the crypto universe, every fall can just be another cycle.

And every dead crypto can come back.

Rest in peace, ADA… or rise and walk in the next bull run.

(CONTAINS SARCASM — ADA, I still believe in you… sort of.)