【Trump's Crypto Token Stages a "Surprising" Face-Slapping Scene🍿】Golden Finance reports, NBC News exposes a magical plot: Trump, while shrugging in front of the camera 🤷♂️, claims "I absolutely haven't made a penny", yet his namesake crypto coin $TRUMP is printing money like crazy 💰! Blockchain detective Chainalysis uncovers explosive news—just based on the marketing gimmick of "holding tokens to win tickets to a presidential dinner 🍽️", the team raked in $900,000 in transaction fees in just two days! Once the news broke, the token price skyrocketed 🚀 by 50%, and even more dramatically, the official website revealed that 80% of the tokens are held by the Trump Group 🤯

Facing reporters' questions, the wise king displayed a classic Trump-style response: "Cryptocurrency? I'm busy making America great again 🇺🇸" However, Capitol Hill has already exploded 💥, Republican lawmakers facepalmed 🤦♂️ while Democratic lawmakers directly @US Ethics Office: "Investigate! Investigate him thoroughly!" 🕵️♂️ This crypto reality show is indeed more thrilling than "The Apprentice" 🎬 (the crowd has already prepared popcorn)