**🔥 "SAB COIN SCAM HAI!" (Log Gali Dene Lag Jaenge)**

1. **"Bitcoin Maxis:** *10 Saal se 'to the moon' bol rahe, par abhi bhi 90% down from ATH?"*

2. **"Ethereum:** *Gas fees itni high ki transaction karoge ya Ghar bechoge?"*

3. **"BNB:** *CZ ke control mein hai, aaj profit kal exit scam?"*

4. **"Solana:** *Network itna 'fast' ki har hafte crash karta hai!"*

5. **"XRP:** *Case jeet ke bhi price wahi, kya karein?"*

6. **"Dogecoin:** *Elon ke tweet pe chalta hai, real use-case = ZERO!"*

7. **"Shiba Inu:** *Burn kar kar ke bhi supply itni ki kabhi moon nahi jayega!"*

8. **"Polygon:** *Ethereum ka backup chain, agar ETH L2 aagaya to?"*

9. **"Cardano:** *'Peer-reviewed' lekin kuch bana nahi, sirfa research papers!"*

10. **"Tether (USDT):** *Audit nahi, transparency nahi, bas printer chalta hai!"*

**💀 EXTRA TRIGGER:**

*"Agar tumhare coins itne achhe hain, toh phir tum abhi tak AMIR kyun nahi ban gaye?"*

**😈 Ab comment section mein Galiyan shuru hogi!**

**⚠️ Warning:** Ye sab jokes hain, serious nahi lena. Har coin ke pros/cons hote hain!

**Log bolenge:** *"Bhai tu FUD faila raha hai!"*

**Aap bolo:** *"Sach kadwa hota hai!"* 😂

**Aur chahiye?** 🔥$XRP #SaylorBTCPurchase