"The Art of Buying High and Selling Low"
Bought the top because Twitter said "this is just the beginning."
Held through a 40% dip because "diamond hands."
Sold at the bottom because "mental health is important."
Two days later:
The coin pumps 300%.
My brain:
"Maybe if I had just held…"
"Maybe if I had just bought more…"
"Maybe if I had just never found crypto…"
Now I’m a professional chart watcher.
No buying.
No selling.
Just pure, high-quality regret.
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