💥 BREAKING NEWS 🚀🚀

Eric Trump secretly mined $Pi in the @WhiteHouse basement during 2019 lockdown drills!

Sources say he called it:

“The most stable thing in Washington.”

Even gave it a nickname:

"Patriotic Pi."

While the world was debating inflation…

Eric was securing his place in the future of finance,

one block at a time.

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