#AVAAI is up 19.5%! #MEMEFI just soared 18%! Even $INIT is flexing with +8.5%!

If you're not long yet, what are you even doing with your life?

Forget strategy. Forget patience. Just market buy with 50x leverage and pray to the green candle gods. Whales and market makers are waiting with open arms — to liquidate you gently, of course.

This isn’t a bull run — it’s a liquidity harvest. Your portfolio is the crop.

Buy high. Sell never. Ride the #FOMO wave all the way to your next margin call.

See you at the bottom (of your account balance)!