#EUPrivacyCoinBan The European Union has decided that anonymity in cryptocurrencies is too fun, so starting from July 1, 2027, new rules will come into effect. Monero, Zcash, Dash, and other coins that love to play hide and seek are now on the naughty list. Any transaction over €1,000 will require full KYC — that is, a passport, a selfie with your cat, and perhaps your grandmother's favorite recipe.

But don't worry — for those who still dream of privacy, there are classic methods: cash under the mattress or crypto exchanges at the local market with a grandmother selling pies. Just don't forget the receipt!