#EUPrivacyCoinBan The European Union has officially decided that crypto anonymity has had its fun — starting July 1, 2027, the party’s over. New rules will crack down on privacy coins like Monero, Zcash, Dash, and any other digital assets that prefer to stay in the shadows. Any transaction over €1,000 will now require full KYC: think passport, a selfie (preferably with your cat), and maybe even your grandma’s secret lasagna recipe.

But hey, if you're still clinging to your privacy dreams, there’s always the old-school route — stashing cash under the mattress or swapping crypto at the farmer’s market with a pie-baking grandma. Just make sure to get a receipt... somehow.

So brace yourself for a new age of transparency, where every sat and cent gets scrutinized. Until then, enjoy the final stretch of crypto anonymity — while it’s still retro chic.