🚨 #EUPrivacyCoinBan Alert! The European Union is cracking down on crypto anonymity. Starting July 1, 2027, new regulations are set to roll out. Monero, Zcash , Dash, and other privacy coins are now on the blacklist. Any transaction over €1,000 will need full KYC — think passport, a selfie with your pet, and maybe your grandma’s secret pie recipe! 🥧

But don’t fret! For those still yearning for privacy, classic methods are alive and well: cash under the mattress or swapping crypto with the local market grandma. Just remember to grab that receipt! 🧾

Get ready for a new age of transparency where every transaction is under the spotlight. For now, savor the final moments of crypto anonymity while it's still a classic! #CryptoPrivacy #TransparencyAhead