#EUPrivacyCoinBan The European Union has decided that anonymity in crypto is just too much fun, so starting July 1, 2027, new rules are coming into play. $MOVR , $ZEC , $DASH , and other coins that love playing hide-and-seek are now on the naughty list. Any transaction over €1,000 will require full KYC — meaning a passport, a selfie with your cat, and possibly your grandma’s favorite recipe.

But don’t worry — for those still dreaming of privacy, there are still the classic methods: cash under the mattress or crypto swaps at the local market with a grandma selling pies. Just don’t forget the receipt!

So get ready for a new era of transparency, where every bit will be under the microscope. For now — enjoy the last days of crypto-anonymity while it's still vintage!