#EUPrivacyCoinBan Well, now, ain't this a pickle? Seems the fine folks across the pond in the European Union are fixin' to do away with what they call "privacy coins." These here digital shekels, you see, are designed to keep your comings and goings as secret as a Mississippi moonshiner's recipe. But Brussels, bless their regulatory hearts, reckons this secrecy is a tad too cozy for comfort.