#EUPrivacyCoinBan The European Union has decided that anonymity in cryptocurrencies is too cheerful, so starting from July 1, 2027, new rules will come into effect. Monero, Zcash, Dash, and other coins that like to play hide and seek are now on the naughty list. Any transaction over €1,000 will require full KYC — that is, your passport, a selfie with your cat, and possibly your grandmother's favorite recipe.

But don't worry — for those still dreaming of privacy, there are classic methods: cash under the mattress or crypto exchanges at the local market with a grandmother selling pies. Just don't forget the receipt!

So, get ready for a new era of transparency, where every bit will be under a microscope. For now — enjoy the last days of crypto-anonymity while it is still in vogue!