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Musk: From 'Tech Giant' to 'Unlucky Victim' in a Magical Fall
Folks, Musk's recent situation is like a roller coaster plunging into the 'retrograde abyss,' more dramatic than a soap opera!
White House 'Politely Declines': An Official Version of 'Gentle Dismissal'
Not long ago, Musk, full of ambition, went to a cabinet meeting at the White House, hoping to continue his 'Twitter Governance' endeavor. Then Trump (though no longer in office, still part of the plot) suddenly said, 'Brother, you’ve been wronged, but the country loves you.' As soon as he finished, the audience erupted in applause.
This is not commendation; it’s clearly a subtle way to send him off! Musk’s expression must have been more bitter than swallowing ten pounds of bitter herbs, wondering to himself, 'Was I just 'gently' shown the door?'
Government 'Efficiency Department' Farce: Layoffs Create a 'Big Hole'
Three months ago, Musk became the head of the 'Government Efficiency Department,' brimming with confidence, declaring he would cut 120,000 civil servants to save $160 billion. He was like a 'gardener' with big scissors, aiming to trim the 'dead branches and leaves' of the government agency 'tree.'
But with that cut, the public service system turned into a 'broken sieve.' Schools lack teachers, hospitals are short on nurses, and the efficiency of government departments is ridiculously low. The Democrats were furious, nearly staging an 'all-out brawl' with Musk in the office; it probably would have been more thrilling than an action blockbuster.
Business Empire 'Collapse': Tesla and SpaceX Both 'Underperforming'
Tesla: Sales and Stock Prices 'Plummet'
Tesla was once the 'leader' in the electric vehicle market, but now sales are dropping faster than sliding down a slide, and stock prices are crashing harder than Bitcoin. Previously, stock prices soared like a rocket; now they are in 'free fall.' Looking at the stock price chart, Musk’s heart must be bleeding.
The board, which once obeyed his every word, is now secretly discussing replacing the CEO. Being the 'parent' of this family is wearing Musk down!
To save Tesla’s sales, Musk launched a 'five-year interest-free' promotion. He was hopeful that consumers would go crazy buying, but reality slapped him in the face—no one was interested.
Alas, Musk has taken a big fall this time; we don’t know if he can turn things around, so let’s just sit back and watch the show!
Folks, Musk's recent situation is like a roller coaster plunging into the 'retrograde abyss,' more dramatic than a soap opera!
White House 'Politely Declines': An Official Version of 'Gentle Dismissal'
Not long ago, Musk, full of ambition, went to a cabinet meeting at the White House, hoping to continue his 'Twitter Governance' endeavor. Then Trump (though no longer in office, still part of the plot) suddenly said, 'Brother, you’ve been wronged, but the country loves you.' As soon as he finished, the audience erupted in applause.
This is not commendation; it’s clearly a subtle way to send him off! Musk’s expression must have been more bitter than swallowing ten pounds of bitter herbs, wondering to himself, 'Was I just 'gently' shown the door?'
Government 'Efficiency Department' Farce: Layoffs Create a 'Big Hole'
Three months ago, Musk became the head of the 'Government Efficiency Department,' brimming with confidence, declaring he would cut 120,000 civil servants to save $160 billion. He was like a 'gardener' with big scissors, aiming to trim the 'dead branches and leaves' of the government agency 'tree.'
But with that cut, the public service system turned into a 'broken sieve.' Schools lack teachers, hospitals are short on nurses, and the efficiency of government departments is ridiculously low. The Democrats were furious, nearly staging an 'all-out brawl' with Musk in the office; it probably would have been more thrilling than an action blockbuster.
Business Empire 'Collapse': Tesla and SpaceX Both 'Underperforming'
Tesla: Sales and Stock Prices 'Plummet'
Tesla was once the 'leader' in the electric vehicle market, but now sales are dropping faster than sliding down a slide, and stock prices are crashing harder than Bitcoin. Previously, stock prices soared like a rocket; now they are in 'free fall.' Looking at the stock price chart, Musk’s heart must be bleeding.
The board, which once obeyed his every word, is now secretly discussing replacing the CEO. Being the 'parent' of this family is wearing Musk down!
To save Tesla’s sales, Musk launched a 'five-year interest-free' promotion. He was hopeful that consumers would go crazy buying, but reality slapped him in the face—no one was interested.
Alas, Musk has taken a big fall this time; we don’t know if he can turn things around, so let’s just sit back and watch the show!
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