There are two pieces of news, one good and one bad, which one to listen to?

Good news: It has turned red

Bad news: Green rises while red falls

The market continues to enter garbage time, bleeding across the board

Additionally, there are risks of a circuit breaker in the US stock market and risks of a great depression following

I can be considered half a novelist (I have written novels but I procrastinate too much)

Do you want to see me go crazy and write something?