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#AppleCryptoUpdate
? Great. Now my iPhone can track my emotional breakdown in real-time while my portfolio dies in 4K.
Thanks Apple, can’t wait to use Face ID to confirm my bankruptcy.
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#EUPrivacyCoinBan ? Ah yes, because clearly the biggest threat to society is me quietly holding Monero in my digital basement. I wasn’t hiding millions — I was hiding from the judgment of my terrible portfolio. Guess privacy is illegal now. Should I just livestream my wallet next? #CryptoClownShow #LetMeBeInvisibleInPeace #EUlogic #PrivacyMatters
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💀📱 “#AppleCryptoUpdate means I’ll be using a $1,200 phone to check my $37 in altcoins. Peak dystopia. Might as well ask Siri to say ‘L + ratio’ after every dip.”
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📈💀 #BTCRebound ? More like my ex — keeps coming back just enough to ruin my life again. Every pump gets my hopes up, every dump reminds me why I stopped believing in happiness. 🧠 Still HODLing. Still traumatized. But hey, at least I can laugh through the pain… and the liquidations.
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