đź 5 SIGNS that YOU will GET RICH with CRYPTO (or will just stay on the chart đ)
đ° If you identify with 3 or more, the Lambo is coming â or at least an electric scooter:
1ïžâŁ Studies technical analysis in the bathroom.
đ While some watch TikTok, you are looking at RSI and Fibonacci.
2ïžâŁ It's already night on the chart.
đ "Just one more candle..." â 5 AM.
3ïžâŁ Called Bitcoin 'my baby'.
đŒ And defended it as if it were family.
4ïžâŁ Hit F5 30 times on CoinMarketCap in 1 hour.
đ "What if it goes up while I breathe..."
5ïžâŁ Tried to explain crypto to your grandma.
đ” "It's like internet money, grandma, but decentralized..."
đ„ If you laughed or cringed, comment below: WHAT WAS YOUR MOST CRINGE MOMENT WITH CRYPTO?
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