🔥 CRYPTO EARNING PLAN ON BINANCE: "FROM MEME TO LAMBO"
Step 1: Wake up and realize that you are a crypto investor.
✅ Create an account on Binance.
✅ Feel the taste of power over digital assets.
✅ Save your password in a secret place (for example, in your grandmother's mind, she definitely won't forget).
Step 2: Buy your first crypto and feel the pain.
✅ Buy BTC or ETH.
✅ In an hour it will drop by -7%.
✅ No need to panic — you are a HODLer, not a weakling!
Step 3: Get a taste and start trading altcoins.
✅ Find a coin with a name like "PepePump3000".
✅ Buy when "everyone says it’s already too late".
✅ Sell when it drops by 90%.
✅ Congratulations, you are a true crypto enthusiast!
Step 4: Start learning technical analysis and drawing charts like Elon does in his head.
✅ Draw a triangle that will definitely break upwards.
✅ Get a breakdown downwards.
✅ Blame the market makers.
Step 5: Enter spot trading with the diligence of a high school student during the exam.
✅ Buy the coin with the strategy "Rumors + Hope".
✅ Sell with the strategy "Tears + Credit".
Step 6: Try futures to understand that you are not immortal.
✅ 10x leverage.
✅ 5 minutes.
✅ Liquidation.
✅ But how it sounds: "I got liquidated on DOGE!"
Step 7: Switch to copy trading or bots because you can't handle it alone.
✅ Trust the bot named "X10MoonProFi".
✅ The bot drains the deposit.
✅ Everything is going according to plan.
Step 8: Accept the zen, make a profit, and teach others.
✅ Bought, held, sold after a year.
✅ Profit.
✅ Now you are a Binance guru, with followers on Twitter and a course "How I Got Rich on Shitcoins."
