“In the name of Bitcoin, Ethereum, and the Holy Satoshi — Amen.”

Let us pray, fellow degens:

May your leverage be low,

Your entries divine,

And your liquidation price untouched till the end of days.

Blessed are:

• The holders in red, for they shall see green again.

• The grid traders, for theirs is the kingdom of passive income.

• The patient, for they shall inherit the next bull run.

Go forth now, my children, and sin no more on meme coins…

Unless it’s got a dog on the logo — then go full degen.

#CryptoIsReligion #BinanceBlessings #HolyPnL