**"Well… This Is Awkward. 😅"**

Was trying to test a new trading strategy today…

Turns out my "portfolio" was just **$0.01** the whole time. 💀

**Current Status:**

- 📉 Balance: **1 penny**

- 🧠 Confidence: **Still bullish**

- 😂 Self-awareness: **Increasing**

**Anyone else ever overestimate their wallet?**

Drop your most **embarrassing crypto moment** below ⬇️

*(Moral support appreciated… or tips. No judgment.)*

**#CryptoConfessions #Write2Earn**