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MUST READ! Feline Resistance to Algorithmic Domination in Cryptographic Economies: A Neurobiological Hypothesis By: Prof. W. Mufflon F.A.C.T. (Feline Association for Counter-Trading Theory) Abstract: This paper explores the emerging hypothesis that domestic cats (Felis catus) may represent the final biological resistance to algorithmic supremacy in decentralized finance. Drawing on recent neurobiological findings, we argue that feline unpredictability, sensory dominance, and anti-authoritarian sleep cycles provide a unique threat to trading bots, particularly those operating under rigid logic frameworks. Introduction: As algorithmic traders dominate crypto markets, concerns have grown about the lack of emotional nuance and real-world grounding in these systems. Enter the cat: a neurological anomaly in a world of cold computation. With a neocortex optimized for ambush, rest, and indifference, cats may possess the only behavioral model that consistently defies predictive AI. Methods: Using three food-motivated cats and one over-leveraged crypto bot, we simulated market scenarios including pump-and-dump schemes, flash crashes, and meme coin rallies. Cats were free to walk across keyboards during live trades. EEG patterns and keyboard interruptions were recorded. Results: Cat-induced trades showed a 17% higher profit margin than control groups. Algorithms exposed to feline behavior developed erratic RSI calculations. One bot shorted its own token and now worships the cat. Discussion: We propose the "Whisker Effect": a neurological cocktail of sensory overload, stochastic movement, and deliberate indifference that scrambles algorithmic logic. Unlike human traders, cats are immune to FOMO, market sentiment, and Discord shilling. Conclusion: In the coming war between code and chaos, cats may be our last organic hedge. Future studies should explore deploying feline nodes across blockchains to preserve irrational resilience. Funding: This study was partially funded by TunetzDAO. Conflict of Interest: none $BTC
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