Brothers, during the May Day holiday, the price of pancakes has soared to 96,000 again.
Are they planning to let the short sellers go to the rooftop to dance?
The script-killing in Gouzhuang: first poke the anus and then feed it sugar, the leeks cry for their father and mother,
The K-line of Dabing is drawn as an electrocardiogram, and the dog head emoji is accompanied by the text "Just ask you if it is irritating or not"
Tonight's non-agricultural data is going to turn into dog food in a second.
But no matter whether the data is a mule or a horse, the good news said by the market makers is an aphrodisiac!
The price suddenly broke through 97,000 in the middle of yesterday night, which is obviously going to bust those bastards who opened short positions.
The non-agricultural data has not been released this morning, so let's play a deep V roller coaster first.
The double kill of long and short directly wiped out 224 million swords.
The worst one is a certain unlucky guy on Bybit.
The $2.2 million short order was sent directly to the crematorium.
This is enough to buy three sea view apartments in Hegang!
Musk was playing dirty tricks again last night.
This guy suddenly tweeted about Dogecoin at 3 am,
Posted screenshots of Dogecoin's skyrocketing price and Academician Ma's Twitter account
Before the investors could react, the price of the pancake suddenly dropped by $800.
If you ask me, this guy is definitely in cahoots with the exchange.
Every order is placed precisely before option delivery.
You said this isn't a scam to cheat people, I'm going to eat the keyboard on live broadcast!
The recent operations of the bigwigs in the institutions are really cool.
They shout about revolution but count money behind the scenes. Even the BlackRock logo has been photoshopped to look like a vampire.
Tether's financial report directly uses US dollars as a blanket. BlackRock's move is in the atmosphere.
These bastards have increased their holdings to 620,000 coins, which is equivalent to putting half of the El Salvador treasury in their pockets.
The latest news says that they are secretly planning the Cosmos ecosystem, and they are talking about the "tokenization revolution".
Holding the sickle in hand, ready to cut the second crop, I think this is a traditional Wall Street skill.
First get in the car and weld the door shut, then harvest the leeks one by one.
Tether's money printing machine really never sleeps.
What does a quarterly profit of $1 billion mean?
It’s equivalent to earning 11 million every day when you open your eyes!
What is even more frightening is that the US debt holdings are close to the annual GDP of a small country.
Is this the fucking Fed of the crypto world?
The tycoon suggested that the next financial report should be directly printed in US dollars.
Anyway, there is no difference between USDT and green paper.
But TEDA's number is nothing, Trump's team is really killing like crazy,
NexusOne, a company founded by the old foxes of the former government,
The office is directly opposite the White House, and the latest statement is to turn the United States into a "crypto casino".
They also want to build a national pancake reserve. Are they trying to transform Wall Street into Las Vegas?
I hope the next campaign slogan can be changed to "MAGA=Make America Greedy Again".
Next, let’s talk about the SEC Chairman’s daily tantrums.
This guy just gave up investigating PayPal's stablecoin and turned his attention to Coinbase.
If you ask me, this guy definitely holds a lot of short positions. The price of the currency will plunge every time before a policy is released.
More accurate than the weather forecast, the bigwigs think that if Powell changes his career to become a trader, he will definitely earn more than he does now!
Technical ghost stories keep happening, and the K-line is more exciting than an electrocardiogram.
The 4-hour chart of Bitcoin is marked as a "long-short meat grinder", and the Ethereum K-line is drawn as a roller coaster.
The key support level is 93,000, with a coffin icon drawn on it, and the pressure level is 100,000, with a "leek slaughterhouse" marked on it.
The MACD indicator's fast and slow lines are almost twisted into a knot. The dog dealer is obviously playing "the wolf is coming".
The three consecutive breaks through 97,000 were all false breakthroughs. By the time the real breakthrough came, the leeks would have been washed out.
Ethereum is also courting death, with the 1865 pressure level drawn as a bridge of helplessness.
The support at 1723 below is marked as "18 levels of hell". The most exciting thing is that the pledge volume has broken through a new high.
Is this going to lock up the entire network’s computing power into fixed-term deposits?
Why don’t you open a pawn shop? It’s definitely more profitable than running a public blockchain!
Next up is the critical May market.
If nothing unexpected happens, the leveraged dogs will definitely be slaughtered in the first week.
Then the collective climax will come in the second half of the month, and it is expected that the Ten of Cups will be upright in the third week.
Translated into human language, it means "The dog dealer is so good that even his own mother can't recognize him."
But by the fourth week, it should be a complete "fellow villagers, don't leave" routine.
It is definitely the same old script of pulling up the price and cutting the leeks.
Why do the bigwigs make such predictions?
First, the script for the first half of the month: "Non-agricultural data reveals its true colors, and dog dealers take the opportunity to kill leverage"
There is a high probability that you will do bungee jumping at 93,000-97,000, and any breakthrough in any direction will be a fake move.
Remember! The dealer likes to draw the door before the data is released, so Tietou buys quick-acting heart-saving pills in advance.
Then there was a carnival in the middle of the month: "Institutional FOMO entered the market, and the concubine took the lead in the charge"
After the bigwigs like BlackRock have had enough chips, they will definitely cooperate with the news to push up the market.
Focus on the Cosmos ecosystem and Solana system,
Classover company dared to spend 400 million dollars to buy SOL,
Is this guy trying to treat altcoins as heirlooms?
Finally, a big drama took place in the second half of the month: "Trump concept coins are flying around, and regulators are taking strong action"
Considering the political trend, MAGA coins and political concept MEMEs are definitely going to cause trouble.
But be careful of the SEC suddenly releasing a black swan - these bastards love to make surprise attacks at the end of the month.
Brothers who want to eat meat, take a look at what BlackRock buys and buy it.
Their toilet paper is more accurate than analyst reports.
If the stock price reaches $100,000, I will take a screenshot and post it on WeChat Moments to show off.
The most important thing is to hold the spot, don't play with the contract - unless you want to experience the rooftop wind speed
Well, that’s all for today. I wish you all a happy May Day!
