#SaylorBTCPurchase

Saylor’s Bitcoin Bash: Strategy’s Wild Crypto Party Rolls On! (Another Humourous Take )

Well, folks, Michael Saylor and his crew at Strategy (you know, the artist formerly known as MicroStrategy) are at it again—snatching up Bitcoin like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party! On April 28, 2025, they dropped a cool $1.42 billion to grab 15,355 BTC, boosting their stash to a whopping 553,555 BTC. That’s $37.90 billion worth of digital gold, bought at an average of $68,459 per coin. And just when you thought they might take a breather, on May 2 they announced plans to double their capital plan to $84 billion—yep, they’re aiming to buy even more Bitcoin and chase a $15 billion gain this year!

It’s like Saylor looked at his piggy bank, shrugged, and said, “Eh, what’s another billion or two?” But not everyone’s laughing—analysts are whispering that with $8.21 billion in debt and potential price dips, Strategy might have to sell some of that precious BTC to keep the lights on. Still, you can’t help but picture Saylor in a superhero cape, shouting, “To the moon!” as he dives headfirst into the crypto pool. Will Strategy’s Bitcoin love affair end in a moonlit dance or a dramatic breakup? Grab your popcorn—this crypto rom-com is just getting started!