1.

"Why did the trader break up with Binance?"

Because every time they got close, Binance said: "Order partially filled."

2.

"Binance users be like:"

"Lost 20% in a trade but made it back with cashback on trading fees. So technically, I’m winning!"

3.

"Wife: Where’s all our savings?"

Me: Safu.

Wife: Safu where?!

Me: In Binance SAFU fund, darling.

4.

"I asked Binance for financial advice..."

They showed me 500x leverage and said, "Good luck, legend!"

5.

"Doctor: Your heart rate is unstable."

Me: That’s because I’m watching my Binance Futures position in real-time.

6.

"Binance Launchpad projects be like:"

Pre-sale: To the moon!

Listing day: To the basement.

7.

"My Binance account has taught me patience..."

Because withdrawal takes time. And so does recovering from losses.

8.

"When someone says they make money only by spot trading on Binance:"

Bro, even Binance employees blink twice when they hear that.

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