🐾 Being Liangxi's cat is simply the pinnacle of the cat world!
The daily life of a winning cat in Liangxi:
✨ Sexual freedom — no mandatory spaying, respecting 'nature liberation' (even arranging international blind dates 🌍)
✨ Global selection of mates — from American Maine Coons to Chinese tabby cats, partners of choice (cat version of 'If You Are the One' 💘)
✨ Top-tier living — imported cat food + luxury medical care, even sick cats have VIP access (cat life's KPIs are just eating, drinking, and having fun 😼)
Teacher Hotdog's sharp commentary:
"Being Liang's cat is much happier than being a corporate slave..." (after all, humans still have to earn their own money 💸)
(Suddenly looking down at my rebellious child) "Kid... do you want to consider reincarnating to Liangxi's house?" 🙈
