Panicking over USDC at $0.9998? Relax, you’re not going broke over 0.0002!

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Flash Analysis:

On the daily chart, USDC tapped $0.9990 and bounced off the lower Bollinger Band (DN: 0.9993) like someone yelled:

“Wake up! It’s a stablecoin!”

RSI at 47.7 = Neutral zone, nothing dramatic.

MACD? Flatline. This chart is calmer than a monk on meditation.

Everyone posts that stablecoins don’t move...

But few talk about how these micro-shifts are golden for bots, arbitrage traders, and eagle-eyed pros.

Sometimes 0.01% is movement—when you know how to catch it.

Crypto moral of the day:

Even in the world of stablecoins, blink... and you miss the bounce.

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