The Best Food for a Crypto Trader
(shocking research)
After much observation, I conclude the ideal diet for a crypto trader is:
Coffee strong enough to wake the dead, mo milk, no sugar, no clean cups...
Instant noodles aged 3 months on the shelf (like fine wine, but sadder),
And whatever you can eat with one hand while the other hovers over “panic sell.”
Avoid fruit — it’s too optimistic.
Avoid steak — it implies you’re winning.
And never trust a man who eats salad during a bear market.
He’s clearly not seeing the charts.
