#Trump100Days

🚀 Trump’s 100-Day Altcoin Rally 🚀

BREAKING: Donald Trump announces Trump100days crypto plan—every altcoin gets a tiny hat! 🎩

• MAGA Coin pumps 10,000% after Trump calls it ‘very tremendous, very stable, many wow.’

• TrumpDoge listed on ‘very legal, very cool’ exchanges.

• Fake News Token crashes after Twitter fact-check.

• WallCoin surges—‘We’re gonna make ETH great again!’ 💥

Prediction: By day 100, every meme coin will be YUGE or ‘total disaster, very sad.’

#crypto #Trump100Days 🌕