Title: Confessions of a Crypto Addict
I was just a regular guy, living a responsible life, loyal to my savings account and dreaming of a stable future with 2% interest per year. We had plans — retirement at 65, a modest condo, and maybe a used Toyota.
But then she showed up…
"That new meme coin with 9999% APY" — flashy, wild, and full of promises she had no intention of keeping.
I told myself, “It’s just one night… one investment.”
I even said to my savings account, “Babe, it’s not what it looks like! I’m just DCA-ing in!”
Next thing I know, I'm in five Telegram groups called ElonMoonRiseArmy and watching charts at 3 AM whispering, “Come on, just one more green candle…”
My bank account left me. My accountant blocked me.
But at least I’ve got a wallet full of hope and a bag of coins worth $3.17.
And I’d probably do it all over again.