[FUNNY] Solana Meme Coin Holder Diary: From “To the Moon” to “Inner Peace” in 3 Days
Day 1:
Heard the squad screaming "Meme season on Solana, let's gooo!" I didn’t think twice — threw my breakfast budget for the month into $WIF. It pumped 30% in one hour. I felt like Warren Buffet with a hoodie and way more dopamine.
Day 2:
Woke up, opened my wallet. Blood. Everywhere. $WIF was down 20%. I whispered, “Just a healthy correction. She’s just... gathering strength.” So I aped into $POPCAT and $TOSHI — for diversification, obviously.
Day 3:
Everything flat. My portfolio was more stable than my love life. $WIF, $BONK, even that new one named $FROGsomething... all meditating. My girlfriend asked, “How’s your crypto?” I smiled and replied: “Zen.”
Day 4:
Started following random chart gurus on Twitter. Now I light incense for $BONK before bed. Whisper affirmations like “It’s just early. Very, very early.”
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Moral of the story:
Investing in meme coins is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. You scream when it goes up, scream louder when it drops, and somehow... still queue up to ride again.
