$ALPACA : The Coin Binance Dumped That Mooned Anyway

In the crypto world, getting dumped usually means your chart flatlines. But ALPACA? It moonwalked upwards—rising over 3,600% after Binance announced its delisting.

That’s right. On April 24, Binance said, “We’re done here,” and ALPACA responded by skyrocketing from $0.029 to $1.09 in a week. Because clearly, logic took the week off.

Why?

Short squeeze: Traders bet on a crash. ALPACA went the other way. Pain ensued.

Token burn: 35 million tokens were destroyed. Less supply, more demand. Economics!

FOMO madness: Because who doesn’t want in on a coin that just got ghosted?

Of course, the RSI is now higher than Snoop Dogg on a weekend retreat, so a correction might be around the corner. But for now, ALPACA is living proof that being dumped can be your glow-up moment.

Moral of the story?

In crypto, being delisted might just be your villain origin story. Or your comeback tour. Either way—don’t blink.