*🚨 PSA: My crypto portfolio just hit $165K… and yes, I still check it every 5 minutes.**

**🔹 USDT:** 49,990 *(Tether gang, but make it aesthetic)*

**🔹 USDC:** 50,000 *(Stablecoin pillow fort 🛌)*

**🔹 BTC:** 1.00015883 *(Satoshis matter, okay?)*

**🔹 ETH:** 1.0 *(Wholecoiners unite!)*

**Total Flex:** ≈ **$165,937.78** *(…before the next dip 😅)*

**My Strategy:**

1. **Stablecoins for sanity**

2. **BTC/ETH for hopium**

3. **"Request Demo Funds" button = my guilty pleasure**

**Pro Tip:** Hide zero balances to feel richer instantly. *Psychological hacks 101.*

💬 **Drop your portfolio screenshot below!** Who’s winning? *(Or just pretending like me?)* 👇

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