#AltcoinETFsPostponed

Altcoin ETFs postponed—again. Somewhere, a crypto bro just screamed into his hardware wallet. On Binance, traders were ready to print lambos, but the SEC hit snooze harder than a Monday alarm. Now we wait... like Ethereum gas fees on a Saturday night. Solana tried to process the delay but tripped over its own block. XRP winked, “I’ve been waiting since dial-up.” Memecoins rallied anyway, because logic left crypto ages ago. The charts dipped, the hopium flowed, and influencers rebranded as “macro patience strategists.” Remember: in crypto, ETFs are like unicorns—everyone believes in them, but no one’s actually seen one.